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roxwithallthepox:

cantsman:

M’lady
*tips bucket*

#NotAllFriedChicken

roxwithallthepox:

cantsman:

M’lady

*tips bucket*

#NotAllFriedChicken

intensional:

mememaster:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

situations where smartphones become useless

There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.

his mouth is duct taped shut 

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

thisisteariffic:

Succulent air plant wall planter

via KimFisherDesigns

hroakie:

pickup line: is ur oc single

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry

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kingsleyyy:

vinesnow:

Banana Sings
(best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

lmao

me to male characters I like: *steps on u*
me to female characters I like: step on me


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neatpotatoes:

when people i dont like touch me

poulersour:

I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

michigansmanofmayhem:

lnfamy:

i like sucking dick because of the control i have over boys. i got their dick and balls in my mouth. i could just bite down right now and end it all

This is horrifying. Yet we still won’t say no.

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

( read that, again.  (via fridaynights-citylights) )