situations where smartphones become useless
There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.
his mouth is duct taped shut
Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen.
Thank you Barry
when people i dont like touch me
I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
i like sucking dick because of the control i have over boys. i got their dick and balls in my mouth. i could just bite down right now and end it all
This is horrifying. Yet we still won’t say no.